set yourself on fire
I said I would go to hell for you, but I didn’t expect you to leave me there.
  Psycheo. (via blindthoughts)
anamorphosis-and-isolate:

— Dead Poets Society (1989)"Make your lives extraordinary."

anamorphosis-and-isolate:

— Dead Poets Society (1989)
"Make your lives extraordinary."

cierrafrances:

literally me.

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

gowns:

We want big boob…. not too big, gross

we like small perky boob… not too little, gross

no don’t get fake ones!!!! gross!

oh your boobs are just like…hanging there…grosss…

and also…… every boob is just so dang sexy like i can’t see a mom giving an infant milk or my boner will rupture right through my chinos

aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

mal0cchi0:

kind of hate how capitalism has trained me to believe that having free time is a bad thing and that i need to be constantly doing something to make my existence worth anything

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

dietcondoms:

what if everytime u got nervous you yodelled