one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
Actually really good career advice from a laughing homicidal madman.
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
i’m very bad at friendships but i want to friendship with everyone
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
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i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
Oh there isn’t too much that makes me tear up… But this pulled on the heart strings….
sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no