i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
“you’re like a son to me”
“dad, i am your son”
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381
and here we have the differences between women’s and boy’s/men’s tshirts
Am I supposed to be mad about the price, or the insinuation that I, as a woman, need to be saved, but a man needs to be the hero?
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up
There will be love I’d never know.
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?
I am a firm believer that rough sex and cuddling go hand in hand.